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The ultimate dev hypocrisy journey! 🤣 Starts with Patrick boldly declaring "I WON'T USE C#. MICROSOFT IS EVIL" while sitting comfortably in his armchair of moral superiority. But then... the slippery slope begins! First TypeScript (also by Microsoft), then VSCode (Microsoft again!), then GitHub Copilot (guess who? MICROSOFT!), followed by npm package manager, LinkedIn (yep, Microsoft owns that too), and finally surrendering completely to GitHub (100% Microsoft-owned). It's the perfect representation of that developer who swears they'll never touch Microsoft products but ends up completely surrounded by them anyway. The cognitive dissonance is REAL! We're all just SpongeBob pretending we have principles while swimming in Microsoft's ocean! 💀

Content WHEN YOU APPROVE SOMEONE ELSE'S CODE REVIEW THAT ENDS UP BREAKING THE PIPELINE AFTER GETTING MERGED IN. (chuckles) I'm in danger.

Content Me doing art VS Johan doing code.. I call upon the Machine Spirit. master of the source code! alar al Gofightfantastic

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When your significant other wants attention but you're deep in the Python rabbit hole. That perfect moment when you've finally grasped list comprehensions and your brain is screaming "DON'T STOP NOW!" Meanwhile, your relationship status is rapidly changing from "committed" to "it's complicated." The ultimate battle between snake charming and actual charming. Priorities, people!