Is Anyone Even Using The Ones On The Right, Like Ever?

The world map lights up beautifully for infrastructure we can see—ports, airports, and railroads—but becomes a black void for developers using Meta AI. It's the perfect visualization of how these engineers are busy building the future while completely invisible to the world. They're the dark matter of tech—you can't see them, but their gravitational pull affects everything. The fourth panel is basically a monument to all those countless hours spent debugging prompts and fine-tuning models while everyone else is blissfully unaware of their existence. Silent heroes with empty coffee cups and full git repositories.

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of someone to suggest that C++ would choose this... this... CREATURE as its mascot! 💅 For your information, sweetie, C++ is represented by a PROPER logo that's all clean and mathematical with pluses, not some mangy rodent with suspicious patches! The fact that someone had to CLARIFY this is sending me into orbit! Poor Keith is just living his best diseased rat life while being DRAGGED into programming language politics he never asked for! The real tragedy here is that Keith probably writes better memory management code than half the C++ developers out there. 🙄

When they say "code is poetry," they weren't kidding! She's literally a collection of data science tools (VS Code, Python, C++, Pandas, NumPy) while he's handwriting what appears to be a counter algorithm. Their relationship is destined to work because she handles the libraries and he implements the logic. Classic division of labor in programming relationships! Next thing you know they'll be arguing about tabs vs spaces during dinner.

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