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Content What if we're in a simulation and the developers blew their yearly budget simulating the Australian Fires and so made Coronavirus to keep everyone indoors so they could save on cloud computing costs for the rest of the year

The quiet, reserved programmer who barely speaks during client meetings suddenly transforms into a feral beast when surrounded by fellow code monkeys. Nothing unleashes the inner wolf like debating tabs vs spaces or why someone committed directly to main. The facade of professionalism crumbles faster than a production server during a demo when you're among your own kind. Non-technical folks think we're shy introverts, but they've never witnessed the bloodbath of a code review where someone used nested ternaries.

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