I Was There When It Was Written

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Content I KNOW WHY I DON'T KNOW WHY MY CODE RUNS MY CODE DOESNT RUN

The ancient art of printf debugging – where you litter your code with print statements because proper debugging tools are apparently too mainstream. The axolotl is the perfect mascot here – an ancient creature that refuses to evolve, just like developers who still use printf instead of learning their IDE's debugger. The "Who needs breakpoints?" caption perfectly captures that stubborn senior dev energy of "I've been doing it this way for 20 years, why change now?" Meanwhile, "O RLY?" books were the Stack Overflow of the pre-Stack Overflow era. Just admit it – we've all reached for this technique when the proper debugger was being temperamental at 2AM.

The classic management time warp. Six months ago: "Epic UI design guys, love it!" Two days before deadline: "Wtf is this garbage UI?" Same design. Same manager. Different proximity to deadline. You could build the Sistine Chapel of interfaces and it'll still be "garbage" when the sprint's ending. Ten years in the industry and I've yet to see a manager who remembers approving anything.

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