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You know those developers who somehow got hired because they "vibe" with the team? Yeah, interviewing them is like having a tea party with a toddler. They're confidently serving you imaginary code solutions while you're sitting there, a battle-hardened programmer, trying to figure out if they actually know what a for-loop is or if they just watched a 10-minute YouTube tutorial on "coding aesthetics."
The size difference is chef's kiss—you've got years of debugging nightmares, production incidents, and Stack Overflow addiction under your belt, while they're out here thinking CSS is a programming language and that "full-stack" means they can center a div AND make a console.log statement.
But hey, you gotta play along professionally, sipping your metaphorical tea, nodding politely as they explain their "revolutionary" approach to solving FizzBuzz with nested ternary operators. The real question is: who's interviewing who here?
