Interns Be Like

Interns Tech interviews Job hunting Resume Entry level Work experience Tech industry Programming jobs Career Hiring

Programming Webdev

1 year ago 182,818 views 0 shares

Interns Be Like

interns-memes, tech-interviews-memes, job-hunting-memes, resume-memes, entry-level-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic tech interview credential paradox, perfectly captured by "Former Child" as the only qualification. Nothing says "I can reverse a binary tree" quite like bragging that you've successfully completed the tutorial level of human existence. Tech companies want 5 years of experience in a framework that's 3 years old, but hey—I've been breathing for 25 years straight without a single outage! That's 99.9999% uptime, baby. Resume padding has never been so honest.

More Like This

Can’t wait!

Programming Microsoft Linux Backend

4 years ago 121.2K views 0 shares

Can’t wait! | computer-memes, git-memes, github-memes, version-memes, visual studio-memes, release-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WB CHANNELS Y EVENTS V NEWSLETTERS fyin r a Search f DEV Microsoft announces Battle Royale Mode for Visual Studio 2019 EMIL PROTALINSKI EPRO JUNE 6, 2018 10:58 AM VB Recommendations Visual Studio (trI-labs' armband lets you control computer cursors with your mind Microsoft today announced Visual Studio 2019, the next version of its IDE with integrated Battle Royale mode. Release timing will be shared "in the coming months," with the company simply promising "to deliver Visual Studio 2019 quickly and iteratively." The news comes days after Microsoft's acquisition of GitHub. What Alienware has learned from 10 years of esports

Tech Acronyms: Outsourced Edition

Programming AI Webdev

8 months ago 274.2K views 2 shares

Tech Acronyms: Outsourced Edition

STOP EVERYTHING! Someone just redefined every tech acronym and I'm absolutely DYING! 💀 AI isn't artificial intelligence anymore—it's "An Indian." API? Forget application programming interface, it's clearly "A Person in India." And don't get me started on LLM being "Low-cost Labor in Mumbai" instead of large language model! The tech outsourcing stereotype has reached catastrophic new heights with "GPT - Gujarati Professional Typist." My entire career is a lie and my resume needs a geography section now. I can't even!

When Mom Reviews Your Code

Programming Debugging Testing

9 months ago 186.2K views 0 shares

When Mom Reviews Your Code

Turns out moms have been doing code reviews all along without the CS degree. "Random English words in fancy colors not aligned to the left" is honestly better feedback than half the PR comments I've received in 15 years. At least she's actually looking at the indentation instead of rubber-stamping with a "LGTM" while secretly watching YouTube in another tab. Give that woman a senior engineer title and a mechanical keyboard – she's already nailed the "questioning why anyone gets paid for this" part of the job.

Imagine getting jumped by JavaScript developers

Programming Javascript Java Frontend Backend

4 years ago 167.3K views 0 shares

Imagine getting jumped by JavaScript developers | developer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, javascript dev-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content sse si4 ad f0101d X us! lili)) paioajeg - g iduoSWWo :stes ma41 jo auo pue

Death in a tweet

Programming Debugging Testing Backend

4 years ago 95.2K views 0 shares

Death in a tweet | code-memes, error-memes, c#-memes, semicolon-memes, syntax error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Peter Ritchie peterritchie Follow MT: Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's C code and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error 13 RETWEETS 1,410 FAVORITES 926 QR 5:55 PM - 16 Nov 2014

Literally nobody

Programming

1 year ago 58.6K views 0 shares

Literally nobody | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content HEY EVERYONE. HE STARTED PROGRAMMING AT THE AGE OF 5 SEE NOBODY CARES imgflip.con