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The eternal comedy of our industry: Manager wants a feature for "authorized paying users" but tells dev to "implement authentication." Dev with actual security knowledge asks the critical question – authentication or authorization? – only to be met with blank stares and "There's a difference?" For the uninitiated (and apparently the manager): Authentication is proving you are who you say you are (login/password). Authorization is determining what you're allowed to do once identified. The final panel showing the desperate Google search is the universal developer coping mechanism after 10 years of explaining this distinction to people who'll forget it by the next sprint planning.

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OMG THE TRAUMA IS REAL! 😭 There you are, innocently trying to print "Hello World" in Python, and suddenly the class prodigy starts reciting the syntax differences between Haskell and Rust while casually mentioning their weekend project in assembly language. LIKE WE GET IT, YOU'RE A CODING DEITY! Meanwhile, the rest of us are being sonically assaulted by their trumpet of superiority while we struggle to remember if we need a semicolon at the end of a Python line (spoiler alert: you don't). The CS class hierarchy is more brutal than any data structure could ever be!

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