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Content IS MY CODE BAD? NO, IT IS THE LANGUAGE THAT IS WRONG

Ah, the sacred GitHub contribution graph art! After months of meticulously planned commits, our hero has achieved the ultimate flex: spelling "GIT" with their contribution squares. This is what happens when you have too much free time but still want to seem productive to potential employers. "Yes, I made 247 commits in June. No, don't look too closely at what those commits actually were..." The irony is beautiful - using Git to spell "GIT" while probably committing nothing of actual value. Peak developer peacocking. Chef's kiss.

Content OH NOW THE ROBOTS ARE KILLING USI BUT WHY?? WE NEVER PROGRAMMED THEM TO DO THIS!!! static bool isCrazyMurderingRobot false; void interactwithhumans (void) if(isCrazyMurderingRobot true) kill(humans); e se be niceto(humans);

Ah, the sacred ancient code from 2004. That beautiful, horrifying mess of hacks and workarounds that somehow still runs your company's billing system. Touch it? Absolutely not. That's like disturbing an archaeological site. Meanwhile, some bright-eyed junior dev suggests "refactoring" it with the latest framework. Sure kid, go ahead - break production, summon demons from the seventh circle of dependency hell, and explain to the CEO why customers can't pay us anymore. Twenty years in this industry has taught me one truth: if it's ugly but works, it's not ugly.

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