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First panel: Code compiles perfectly with no errors or warnings. Pure bliss! A mythical unicorn moment! Second panel: "Let me just recompile without changing anything to make sure it wasn't a glitch in the Matrix..." Third panel: Suddenly 8,191 errors and 16,383 warnings appear. Classic. Fourth panel: Programmer's soul leaves body. The compiler is basically gaslighting you. "It worked? That must be a mistake, let me fix that for you." Schrödinger's code - simultaneously working and catastrophically broken until you dare to observe it twice.

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Ah, the most honest code comment in the history of programming. When you import boto3 for AWS and immediately declare psychological warfare on future developers. This is the coding equivalent of leaving a landmine with a sticky note that says "good luck!" The best part? We've all been both the author and the victim of these comments. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like documenting your code with pure spite instead of actual explanations.