Insanity

Somewhere in an alternate universe, browser makers actually considered user experience over ad revenue. Imagine a world where you set your cookie preferences ONCE instead of clicking "Reject All" 47 times per day like some deranged cookie-hating woodpecker. But no—that would be too convenient. The suits had a good laugh about that one before going back to their champagne and "innovative monetization strategies." Meanwhile, the rest of us are trapped in cookie banner hell, our fingers developing repetitive strain injuries from declining tracking on the same sites we visited yesterday.

STOP EVERYTHING! The character is wearing BLUE and sitting against a YELLOW background! It's the Visual Studio mascot being passed off as Xbox's new face! The audacity! The betrayal! Microsoft really said "why create new characters when we can just recycle our dev tools icons?" Next thing you know, Clippy will be announcing the next Halo game and the Windows paperclip will be demanding $70 for the base edition. The corporate synergy is just TOO MUCH to handle!

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The absolute irony is chef's kiss. You've got a post about Microsoft scaling back Copilot because nobody's using it, immediately followed by an ad for Claude Code that writes tests. It's like watching AI tools fight for relevance while developers collectively shrug and go back to Stack Overflow. The real kicker? That post has 18.6k upvotes and 2.1k comments—turns out the only thing developers love more than ignoring AI tools is dunking on them in the comments. Microsoft probably spent billions on Copilot just to discover that devs would rather suffer through writing boilerplate themselves than let an AI "help" them. Meanwhile, Claude's ad is sitting there like "Hey, we can write tests!" as if anyone actually enjoys writing tests enough to pay attention to ads about them. The juxtaposition is *perfection*—it's the tech equivalent of a weight loss ad appearing right after a post about how diets don't work.

Content Extremely inefficient code that needs to be refactored TODO: fix

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