DARLING, the AUDACITY of comparing formal education to the chaotic NIGHTMARE that is programming! While lawyers and doctors spend YEARS in prestigious institutions memorizing boring facts, we developers are out here living on the EDGEβfrantically copy-pasting from Stack Overflow at 3 AM, fueled by nothing but energy drinks and sheer desperation! Our education system? Google University, baby! Our diploma? That miracle moment when the code FINALLY works and you have NO IDEA WHY. The modern programmer's battle cry isn't "I studied for this"βit's "I just keep Googling stuff and it keeps working" *dramatic hair flip* And honestly? That's the most beautiful disaster I've ever seen.