I'm sorry but I prefer C and C++ over Java

The ultimate DevOps get-out-of-jail-free card! When your manager catches you sword fighting with your coworker instead of deploying that critical patch, just yell "DNS!" and watch them retreat in terror. DNS propagation is the perfect excuse because it's both legitimate and completely unverifiable. "Is he actually waiting or watching YouTube? Who knows! Better not risk questioning the DNS gods." Even the most hardened managers know better than to challenge the mysterious black hole where productivity goes to die.

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The lifecycle of a C programmer in three Reddit posts: First: "Do you guys even like C?" - The honeymoon phase where you question your life choices after encountering your first segmentation fault. Then: "I'm beginning to like C" - Stockholm syndrome kicks in. You've accepted that memory management is your new unpaid part-time job. Finally: "How do you find libraries in C?" - The desperate plea of someone who's spent 6 hours trying to parse a JSON string without external help. Welcome to dependency hell, where the libraries are scarce and the documentation is optional.

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