Oh honey, the DESPERATION is real! Our Java programmer is just vibing alone at the urinal, living their best verbose life. Then a Kotlin programmer walks in and suddenly it's like spotting a unicorn in the wild. The Java dev IMMEDIATELY swoops in with that "Switch to Kotlin Bro" pitch like they've been waiting their entire career for this moment. It's giving "I've seen the light and I need to save you from your own verbosity" energy. Nothing says "I have regrets about my life choices" quite like cornering someone at a urinal to evangelize about null safety and coroutines. Sir, this is a bathroom, not a tech conference!
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