i'm so sorry JB, i have to be true to my heart 😭

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PHP doing stand-up comedy and having to explain the punchline because nobody laughed. Pretty much sums up PHP's entire existence in 2024. It's like that language that keeps showing up to the party even though everyone's moved on to TypeScript and Rust. Sure, it powers like 80% of the web thanks to WordPress, but does it get any respect? Nope. Just awkward silence and then "that's the joke" energy. The comedian explaining their own joke is the ultimate death of comedy, and PHP has been living in that moment for about a decade now.