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The holy trinity of software development: Stack Overflow for solutions, copy-paste shortcuts for implementation, and the sleep-deprived original authors who actually built the thing from scratch. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned the real heroes aren't the ones answering questions online—they're the caffeine-fueled maniacs who wrote the original codebase at 3am, powered by energy drinks and pure spite. The rest of us are just digital archaeologists digging through their ancient artifacts.

That face when the product owner describes a completely vague feature, you have zero clue how to implement it, but somehow everyone agrees it's a "5-point story." In Agile planning poker, story points are supposed to measure complexity, but they've become the universal "sounds complicated but not too complicated" metric. It's the software equivalent of answering "fine" when someone asks how you're doing while your code is silently burning in production. The best part? Next sprint, that innocent 5-pointer will mutate into a 13-point monster with seven undocumented dependencies and a legacy system integration nobody mentioned in the planning meeting.

The eternal developer graveyard of unfinished projects claims another victim. That suggestion to "finish your last project" might as well be suggesting cold fusion or dividing by zero. The look of pure existential dread says it all - we don't start projects, we merely begin permanent relationships with GitHub repos we'll eventually ghost. That folder labeled "projects" on your drive is basically a digital hospice where good intentions go to flatline.

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