If It Works, Don't Touch It

Content tfw someone actually wrote some fucking documentation

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Noah's config file ark, but make it cursed! The old bearded dev is horrified at his data format options. YAML and XML are so awful they didn't even make it onto the ark, while JSON and CSV got the VIP treatment as full-size elephants. Meanwhile, poor TOML is that weird penguin-elephant hybrid that nobody quite understands but somehow still works. The dev's face screams what we're all thinking when looking at legacy codebases: "What unholy serialization format am I supposed to use for this project?!"

Content "Forget everything you learned in college, you won't need it here" "But, I didn't go to college" "Well then, you're unqualified for this job" (confused unga bunga)