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When Indeed thinks your software engineering skills make you perfect for managing a fast food joint, but still has the audacity to include a "This is a bad match" button. The irony is delicious – unlike what you'd be serving at El Pollo Loco. The tech industry in 2024: Spend 10 years mastering distributed systems and microservices architecture so you can flip chicken and manage teenagers making minimum wage. But hey, you get to "apply your skills in a new industry" – because apparently writing code and cooking poultry require the same skill set!

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Content public static int d6() if ((int) (Math.random()61)6) return 6; if (Math.random ()0.2) return 5; if (Math.random() 0.75) return 4; if (Math.random()1.5Math.random ()) return 3; if (isEven((int)(Math.random ()2))) return 2; if (true) return 1;

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