Developers Call It A Bug, Product Managers Call It A Feature

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Developers Call It A Bug, Product Managers Call It A Feature

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Oh, the classic corporate rebranding strategy! Water shooting uncontrollably from a broken pipe? Developers frantically point: "That's a catastrophic leak that'll flood the server room!" Meanwhile, Product Managers are already updating the pitch deck: "Behold our new dynamic hydration distribution system with multi-directional water feature!" Same disaster, fancier name, higher price tag. The eternal dance of software development where today's critical failure is tomorrow's premium offering if you just squint hard enough and use enough buzzwords.

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