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I Want To Contribute In Your Group Project

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11 months ago 567,086 views 0 shares

I Want To Contribute In Your Group Project

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That one teammate who shows up at the last minute with a half-baked pull request while everyone else has been pushing the project forward for weeks. The classic "I helped" contribution that somehow makes it into the final demo despite breaking three unit tests. At least they remembered to add their name to the README.md!

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