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And Fucked Up The Merge Too

And Fucked Up The Merge Too
Nothing says "group project chaos" quite like that one teammate who swore they'd code everything manually, only to secretly let ChatGPT rewrite the entire codebase... three times in one day. The best part? They somehow managed to create merge conflicts that would make even Linus Torvalds weep. You know it's bad when the commit history looks like a crime scene and everyone's just staring at the PR like "what fresh hell is this?" The guy probably force-pushed to main too, because why stop at just one war crime?

I Want To Contribute In Your Group Project

I Want To Contribute In Your Group Project
That one teammate who shows up at the last minute with a half-baked pull request while everyone else has been pushing the project forward for weeks. The classic "I helped" contribution that somehow makes it into the final demo despite breaking three unit tests. At least they remembered to add their name to the README.md!

Uni Projects Be Like

Uni Projects Be Like
Ah, the classic university group project where the professor says "find a team" but you're the only one who shows up to class. So you become the entire development stack, changing hairstyles between commits just to make it look like you had help. Nothing says "collaborative learning experience" like having a dissociative identity disorder induced by a looming deadline.