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The ultimate chaos decree! Pushing directly to main is basically the software equivalent of playing Russian roulette with production. Any seasoned developer knows that mandating "all developers must push to main" is like ordering everyone to juggle flaming chainsaws while blindfolded. The beauty of git branches is they let you break things in isolation before merging your dumpster fire with everyone else's code. This executive order would send shivers down the spine of any DevOps engineer – it's basically declaring "let there be bugs!" Might as well set up a dedicated Slack channel called #production-is-down-again for the inevitable aftermath.

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Nothing captures the absurdity of code comments like this pizza box stating the blindingly obvious. After 15 years of reviewing PRs, I've seen it all—from stating "this increments i" on i++ to documenting that water is wet. Meanwhile, that cryptic 200-line algorithm that actually needs explanation? Zero comments. The real dark magic happens when you revisit your own code six months later and wonder what drugs you were on when writing it. Future you will thank present you for meaningful comments—not for pointing out that a box contains pizza.