Gaming rig Memes

Nothing says "I've made it in life" quite like dropping $3,000 on a liquid-cooled gaming rig with RGB everything just to play Stardew Valley at 500 FPS. It's the computing equivalent of buying a Ferrari to pick up groceries—completely unnecessary but oh-so-satisfying. The true galaxy brain move is watching your 3090 Ti sit at 2% utilization while you sink 200 hours into a game that could run on a scientific calculator.

THE AUDACITY! Someone's out here trying to run Cyberpunk 2077 on what's essentially a digital fossil! 💀 Imagine blaming game developers for your prehistoric Dell Optiplex that was outdated when Obama was first elected! It's like showing up to an F1 race with a horse and cart and wondering why you can't keep up. That poor machine is begging for retirement while this person is demanding it render 4K explosions. The only thing that computer can run smoothly is Windows XP and maybe—MAYBE—Minesweeper if you're not too aggressive with the clicks.