I Miss My Programming Babies

Ah yes, the classic vacation paradox. Supposedly taking time off to relax, but actually just lying there thinking about all those half-baked GitHub repos collecting digital dust. That weather app with the fancy animations? The CLI tool that was going to revolutionize your workflow? The neural network to predict when your coffee machine will break? They're all sitting there, 37% complete, silently judging you while you pretend to enjoy your "time off." The guilt is worse than the sunburn you're avoiding by staying inside looking at that photo frame of your abandoned code children.