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Just One More Project

Just One More Project
The graveyard of abandoned repositories grows by one every time someone says "I should build a quick tool for that." Those apples represent the countless projects started with enthusiasm, only to be abandoned after the initial commit. The kid is already eyeing the next shiny project while the previous ones rot quietly on the digital shelf. My GitHub profile is basically a museum of good intentions with terrible follow-through. The README.md files should just read "Temporarily abandoned until I feel guilty enough to open this again in 2027."

I Miss My Programming Babies

I Miss My Programming Babies
Ah yes, the classic vacation paradox. Supposedly taking time off to relax, but actually just lying there thinking about all those half-baked GitHub repos collecting digital dust. That weather app with the fancy animations? The CLI tool that was going to revolutionize your workflow? The neural network to predict when your coffee machine will break? They're all sitting there, 37% complete, silently judging you while you pretend to enjoy your "time off." The guilt is worse than the sunburn you're avoiding by staying inside looking at that photo frame of your abandoned code children.

Name The Game That Never Got A Sequel

Name The Game That Never Got A Sequel
HONEY, GRAB THE TISSUES! 😭 The absolute TRAGEDY of the software world - you pour your SOUL into building this MAGNIFICENT project with clean architecture, beautiful code, and revolutionary features... only for management to BRUTALLY MURDER your dreams by shutting down the entire project before version 2.0! The emotional whiplash from "excited SpongeBob" to "sobbing in fetal position SpongeBob" is the universal developer experience when your glorious creation gets the dreaded corporate guillotine! And that "To Be Continued" message? Pure psychological TORTURE for developers and users alike! Just another day where capitalism crushes creativity and leaves us all screaming into the void!