I know 'git pull' is in the command history somewhere

Content The Moon May Get Its Own Time Zone As different countries plan lunar missions, the European Space Agency says that creating a time zone up there may simplify things. 6d ago 74 Comments timezOnes ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: HA) grilled cheese

Whoever invented timezones has a special place reserved in developer hell. Nothing breaks your soul quite like debugging why your app works perfectly in California but crashes in Tokyo at exactly 3PM. I've spent entire sprints fixing date-related bugs only to have some PM go "but what about daylight savings?" and watch my will to live evaporate. If I could time travel, I wouldn't kill Hitler - I'd find the timezone inventor and show them my git blame history.

Content Going to beach Eating in fancy restaurants Partying Exploring the city Me Fixing known production bug

Ah, the classic junior dev documentation approach: when in doubt, take a screenshot, add some ALL CAPS text pointing to the obvious, draw an arrow, and don't forget that official signature of approval! This is peak "documentation complete" energy. The button literally says "PUSH TO LOCK" on it already, but our enthusiastic junior has created a whole supplementary user manual for this complex system. Next sprint feature: a 50-page PDF explaining how to use the office microwave.

Content Me: declares variable but doesn't use it just vet Regular language: "Yeah fine, whatever" Go: