I Just Need To Get Some Sleep

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I Just Need To Get Some Sleep

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The smiling man claiming "PROGRAMMING ISN'T STRESSFUL AT ALL" is actually Harold, who's only 22 years old. That's not a typo—his face just aged 40 years from debugging race conditions and fixing merge conflicts at 3 AM. The coffee cup isn't holding coffee anymore; it's pure anxiety with a splash of desperation. His smile says "everything's fine" but his eyes scream "I've seen things... terrible things... like production code without comments."

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