I Cant Take It Any More

App development Non-technical friends Free work Client expectations Scope creep Unpaid labor Programmer friends Mobile apps Text messages Weekend project

Programming Frontend Backend Webdev

7 months ago 128,656 views 0 shares

I Cant Take It Any More

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Ah, the classic "I know a programmer" tax in action! Nothing says friendship like asking for a free app at 8 AM and expecting you to both design AND build it. The smooth "That's where you come in!" is basically code for "I have absolutely no idea how this works but I'm sure you can whip it up by lunchtime." This is the digital equivalent of asking a doctor friend to check out your weird rash at a dinner party. Bonus points for the early morning ambush when your defenses are down and you haven't had enough coffee to calculate the 300+ hours of unpaid labor they're casually requesting.

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