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Content APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the reDiacement of the deceased vanader. Each time I apply for a job, I get a repiy that there's no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red- handed and vou have no excuse because I even attended the fancral to be sure that he was trul dead and buried before applying, Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death Certificate.

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Content Software Engineer Native Range Nerdious Geekius The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur- nal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 Or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupt- ed while at work, and it theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance- like state of coding Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are solitary creatures, except for occasional gath- erings called "code reviews." In these gath- erings, engineers gently pace around a clear- ing, sizing up each other's work. Although occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end without injury and the engineer will retreat to their desk and continue to hibernate. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated Beverages, Potato chips Conservation Status: Endangered due to poaching and head hunting. Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over identation styles

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Content Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new proiect before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything