How TF Did They Build This Without Any Autocomplete

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How TF Did They Build This Without Any Autocomplete

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of ancient Egyptians building the pyramids without autocomplete?! 😱 The sheer willpower it must have taken to place each stone by hand without a helpful popup suggesting "buildPyramid()" or "placeStoneAtCoordinates(x,y,z)"! Meanwhile, I have a mental breakdown when my IDE crashes and I have to remember how to write a simple print statement from scratch. The horror! The trauma! Ancient civilizations were just built different—literally and figuratively. They didn't need Tab key suggestions to create architectural masterpieces, while I'm over here having an existential crisis when GitHub Copilot goes offline for 5 minutes. TRAGIC.

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