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From building civilization's infrastructure to importing pandas. The devolution is complete. Engineers used to flex about constructing dams, ships, planes, and power grids. Now we're all just four variations of the same guy proudly announcing we wrote a two-line Python script that probably just does print("Hello World") or imports 47 dependencies to add two numbers together. The best part? We still feel accomplished. That's the real engineering marvel here.

The MIT license literally says "do whatever you want with this code, I don't care." It's the most permissive open-source license out there—you can use it, modify it, sell it, tattoo it on your forehead, whatever. So when a dev slaps MIT on their repo and then has a meltdown on Twitter because someone actually *used* their code, it's like putting up a "FREE PIZZA" sign and then crying when people eat the pizza. The cat's bewildered stance perfectly captures the rest of us watching this drama unfold, wondering if they've ever actually read the license they chose. Pro tip: if you don't want people using your code, maybe don't pick the license that's basically the digital equivalent of "take it, it's yours."