How TF Did They Build This Without Any Autocomplete

Content SHOULD I USE SEMICOLONS OR NOT? JAVASCRIPT: Who the fuck knows.

Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no conments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code

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So Spotify just casually announced that their top engineers haven't manually written code in MONTHS because they're letting Claude do all the heavy lifting. They're literally deploying to production from their morning commute via Slack messages to an AI. Like, "Hey Claude, fix this bug real quick while I grab my latte ☕️" The absolute AUDACITY of having an internal system called "Honk" that lets you ship code to prod before you even step foot in the office. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still arguing in code reviews about whether to use tabs or spaces while these folks are living in 3024 where the AI does everything and engineers just... manage? Direct? Vibe check the code? Honestly, just pack it up everyone. Close the subreddit. We've reached peak absurdity. The future is here and it's an engineer on a train telling Claude to merge to prod while half asleep. What a time to be alive (and possibly unemployed soon). 🎭

Content Jake Wharton JakeWharton The opposite of "it's like riding a bike" is "it's like programming in bash" A phrase which means that no matter how many times you do something, you will have to re-learn it every single time.