Back in the day, waiting 5 minutes for your beige box to boot up was considered lightning fast. You'd sit there, sip your coffee, maybe read the manual, and feel grateful your computer didn't catch fire. Fast forward to now, and we're having full-blown meltdowns if our RGB-laden gaming rig takes more than 3 seconds to load. We've got SSDs, 32GB of RAM, processors that could probably run NASA, and yet somehow we're MORE impatient than ever. The irony? That old computer was probably running on 64MB of RAM and a 500MHz processor, while your modern setup has enough power to simulate the entire universe. But sure, 3 seconds is totally unacceptable. We've become spoiled brats of the tech world, and honestly? I'm guilty too. If my IDE takes more than 2 seconds to start, I'm already Googling "why is my computer so slow."