How Could You Tell

That moment when your coworker submits a pull request with 10,000 lines of code and you just approve it without even looking at it. "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) is the digital equivalent of "yeah whatever, ship it" while leaning back in your chair with zero accountability. The best part? You'll be on vacation when it inevitably breaks production next week.

Oh the classic "everything is fine" developer energy! 🔥 Git asks how it's going while showing a MASSIVE merge conflict in src.ts that can't even be auto-resolved! And our hero just smiles and says "yea" with dead eyes because what else can you do when your Tuesday morning starts with "Resolve all conflicts manually" messages? This is peak developer dissociation - when your code is literally on fire but you've transcended to a higher plane of acceptance. We've all been there, staring at those red conflict markers while our soul leaves our body! 😂

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