How Could You Tell

Content First, boil 2 cups of water 12:15 AM J Okay, what next? 12:18 AM Bro wtf 12:19 AM J

Content CODING THEIR OWN PROGRAMS NOOB DEV WELL DEVELOPED PROGRAMS

Content when you merge your code with master and everything breaks Well yes, have mascacred my boy but it's Rewind time.

Content Migrating your 50 lines shell scripts to 10 lines python script might indirectly adds thousands of instructions to execute Until we meet again

Welcome to the dystopian future where your job isn't writing code anymore—it's being a therapist to AI-generated spaghetti code. The AI confidently spits out a module that "works" but nobody understands why, and now you're stuck maintaining it like some cursed artifact. The real kicker? You can't just rewrite it because management loves their shiny AI tool, and explaining that the AI created an unmaintainable mess is like explaining to your cat why it shouldn't knock things off the table. So you sit there, debugging code that has the structural integrity of a house of cards, wondering if your CS degree was just preparation for this exact moment of existential dread. Plot twist: The AI probably trained on Stack Overflow answers, so you're essentially maintaining code written by a neural network that learned from copy-pasted solutions. The circle of life is complete.

Content NEW POTENTIAL CUSTOMER! OPEN THE GATE CLOSE THE GATE THEY ARE GOING TO PAY A LOT OF MONEY! THEY WANT SOME NEW FEATURES! OPEN THE GATE A LITTLE