Haskell Is The Alternative If You Find Self-Harm Too Mainstream

The DevOps infinity loop has evolved into its final form - a chaotic rainbow rollercoaster of despair. Build, fail, ignore, release, deploy, operate, be scared of layoffs, shareholder value, plan, code. Notice the "FOR OFFICE USE ONLY" stamp, which is corporate-speak for "we know this is broken but we're shipping it anyway." This isn't continuous integration; it's continuous resignation.

Content Programmers looking at programming memes Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha.

Content there's no need to solve the traveling salesman problem 'cause people are buying things online these days CHANGE MY MIND

The duality of VS Code existence in one perfect meme! The top text is normal, representing the clean, organized interface we show in screenshots. But flip your monitor upside down and you'll see the hidden truth—our actual code is a chaotic disaster that would make a compiler cry. The upside-down text perfectly captures that moment when your beautiful architecture dissolves into spaghetti code after three Red Bulls at 2 AM. It's like having your IDE in split-screen mode: presentation layer vs. reality layer.

Content Tech Lead: From now on we're going to start using programming best practices in the project. Me, with almost 20 years of experience:

Content I'm gonna buy a new CPU so i can comple code faster It's so much better then my old one, some multi-core scores are 2x as fast in reviews I cannot wait to see this improvement! -4 sec (24sec vs 20sec) 3700x 8c16t) vs 5900x 12c24t)