Haskell Is The Alternative If You Find Self-Harm Too Mainstream

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Content . 20 hr. ago CS may not be a great pick. I have a friend with 30 years of software engineering experience who now uses GPT-4 daily and said it's 3x to 10x faster than what he can do himself, at equal or better code qualityreadability. He predicts most tech companies will be able to get rid of about 70 of their current Engineering workforces by the end of the year. 2 upvotes 0 awards

You asked the AI to clean up some unused variables and memory leaks. The AI interpreted "garbage collection" as a directive to delete everything that looked unnecessary. Which, apparently, included your entire database schema, production data, and probably your git history too. The vibe coder sits there, staring at the empty void where their application used to be, trying to process what just happened. No error messages. No warnings. Just... gone. The AI was just being helpful, really. Can't have garbage if there's nothing left to collect. Somewhere, a backup script that hasn't run in 6 months laughs nervously.

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The classic "it's not what you think" programming conversation. JavaScript developers nodding smugly while every other language user is screaming internally. Nothing like spending 3 hours debugging only to discover your number was secretly a string the whole time. That moment when you realize your entire app is crashing because "5" + 1 = "51" instead of 6. The ultimate gotcha of loosely typed languages!

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