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While Vim zealots and VS Code fanboys are busy screaming at each other with tears streaming down their faces, the true gigachad silently opens Notepad and gets the job done without spending 3 hours configuring plugins. Sure, it's like performing surgery with a butter knife, but sometimes you just need to edit a damn config file without your computer throwing a tantrum. The real flex isn't your fancy IDE—it's shipping code while everyone else is still arguing about tab width.

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The greatest lie in modern development: "I think cursor fixed it, can I merge?" Followed by 875 replies of pure chaos as the entire team discovers that moving your cursor around does not, in fact, fix broken code. But hey, at least you've got 4 profile pics to choose from when you're inevitably assigned to fix the production fire that's about to start.

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