Haskell Is The Alternative If You Find Self-Harm Too Mainstream

The universal debugging strategy: code breaks, add a comment that changes absolutely nothing, suddenly works. That moment of existential dread when you realize you're not actually in control of your own code. The compiler is just letting you think you are. Quantum debugging - where observing the problem fixes it, but you'll never know why. Just back away slowly and don't make eye contact with the codebase.

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The corporate euphemism evolution is reaching transcendent levels. First, the blunt "You're fired" - direct, honest, brutal. Then the HR-approved "Your employment is hereby terminated" - because nothing softens the blow like formal language. Next, the galaxy-brain "You're job'nt" - negating your employment with grammatical war crimes. But the final ascension? "You're promoted to customer" - the corporate equivalent of "We're not killing you, we're just releasing you back into the wild." Somewhere, a technical writer is updating the company's API documentation: user.status = "customer"; instead of user.status = "terminated";

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