Happy Holidays

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Happy Holidays

programming-memes, developer-life-memes, vacation-memes, work-life-balance-memes, coding-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The perfect programmer vacation - viewing a beautiful beach from inside a dark cave! While normal humans frolic in the sunshine, we coders prefer our natural habitat: dimly lit spaces with just enough light to see our screens. The three programmer emojis say it all - pale faces that haven't seen vitamin D since the last system update. Vacation? You mean that thing where you bring your laptop to a different location and still debug code until 3am? The only difference is now you can hear waves crashing while you crash your production server. Paradise!

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