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Dad's brutal honesty about C programming is the most accurate compiler error I've ever seen. The language itself is like a hazing ritual where segmentation faults are your new best friends and memory management feels like trying to organize a toddler's birthday party with no supervision. The confusion isn't a bug—it's the primary feature! The best part? Even veteran C programmers nod knowingly because the path from "Hello World" to pointer arithmetic is paved with existential dread and unexpected ampersands.

Ah, the family tree of dependency hell! Just like how you can't exist without Mom and Dad, and they somehow need you to function (especially when they need tech support), your code shouldn't form these ridiculous loops either. This is basically every developer justifying their spaghetti architecture with "but it works in real life!" Sure, and my code works on my machine too. Doesn't mean it's not a disaster waiting to happen when someone else tries to untangle your family issues—I mean, dependencies.