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The joke here is so absurd it's brilliant. Someone's claiming Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in a week, and therefore are "perfect software." Meanwhile, the three-headed dragon meme shows the reality: they're all monsters, with JavaScript being the derpy one. For those who've spent years battling Git's cryptic error messages, JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" nightmares, or BASIC's spaghetti code limitations, this is pure comedy gold. These tools took years to develop and are still far from perfect. The date stamp of 2025 is just the cherry on top of this satire sundae. It's the software development equivalent of claiming you can build the Golden Gate Bridge with popsicle sticks over a weekend.

Seven years of experience and a six-figure salary just to tell juniors to Google their problems. The circle of dev life continues. I've gone from being offended when seniors told me to "just Google it" to becoming the very monster who says it while sipping my third coffee of the morning. The best part? It actually works 90% of the time. Teaching self-sufficiency through mild trauma - it's called mentorship.

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Oh look, another Bash victim! While "riding a bike" sticks with you forever, Bash scripting is that special hell where your muscle memory means absolutely nothing. You'll spend 20 minutes Googling how to write a basic for loop for the 500th time, wondering why the syntax looks like it was designed by someone smashing random keys. And don't get me started on those cryptic one-liners that work perfectly until you add a space somewhere and suddenly your script is formatting your hard drive. It's the programming equivalent of assembling IKEA furniture with instructions written in hieroglyphics... while blindfolded.

Ah, the magical transformation that happens when someone glances at your monitor! One second you're crafting cryptic pointer arithmetic that would make Linus Torvalds weep with joy, and the next you're writing the programming equivalent of "See Spot Run." The code suddenly becomes so simple it's practically insulting - a glorified boolean return that a toddler could debug. It's like your brain enters panic mode: "ABORT COMPLEX ALGORITHMS! HUMAN DETECTED! QUICK, LOOK COMPETENT BUT NOT TOO COMPETENT!" And suddenly you're writing code that screams "I definitely know what I'm doing" while simultaneously hiding the digital chaos you were just reveling in. The irony? That simple if-else statement probably took more mental energy than the pointer voodoo you were happily writing before someone invaded your sacred coding bubble.

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