I Would Love To See "No" As An Option

Windows updates Forced restart Developer frustration Bad timing Coding interruptions User experience Socket connection Unwanted updates

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I Would Love To See "No" As An Option

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The most passive-aggressive relationship in tech history: you coding something critical and Windows deciding it's the perfect time for an update. Notice how they give you the illusion of choice with "Restart now" or "Another time" or "OK" — but where's the "Go away forever and never interrupt me again" button? That code in the background looks like a socket connection, probably handling important data, and Windows is like "Cool story bro, but have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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