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The perfect visualization of conditional formatting in spreadsheets. One snake sees a purple wall and insists it's pink, while the other swears it changes color when you blink. It's exactly like when you set up those Excel rules that make cells change color based on values, and then your coworker opens the file and goes "why is everything green?" Meanwhile, you're staring at a sea of red cells wondering if you're both looking at the same damn spreadsheet. The turtle is just QA, silently judging everyone's reality.

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Ah, the classic tale of the underemployed programmer. Four years of algorithms, data structures, and all-night coding sessions just to ask "Would you like fries with that?" When your IDE is replaced by a POS terminal and your deployment environment is now the drive-thru lane. The ultimate "it works in production but not in my career" scenario. Meanwhile, Silicon Valley tech bros who can barely center a div are making six figures. The irony is rich enough to clog arteries – just like the food being served.

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