Gremline Devs Bite

Tech industry Project management Software development Work-life balance Burnout Developers Corporate culture Client relations Product managers

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Gremline Devs Bite

project-management-memes, developers-memes, client-relations-memes, burnout-memes, workplace-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The perfect explanation of why product managers exist! Developers are compared to wild gremlins who are "overwhelmed, easily distracted, and bite strangers" - basically feral code creatures who need protection from direct client contact. The second comment nails the harsh reality: without that PM barrier, clients would burn out developers faster than a junior dev deletes production data. It's basically developer conservation efforts in the corporate wilderness.

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