Get Me That Report

Developer life Project management Developer psychology Productivity Procrastination Coding excuses Work-avoidance Office space Task switching Dev priorities

Programming Agile

3 months ago 82,892 views 0 shares

Get Me That Report

developer-life-memes, procrastination-memes, office-space-memes, task-switching-memes, dev-priorities-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Top panel: The face of pure dread when looking at actual development tasks. Bottom panel: Suddenly perking up with interest when someone asks for a TPS report or some other administrative nonsense. It's the universal law of developer productivity - code feels like a chore until someone interrupts with something worse. Then miraculously, that refactoring task you've been avoiding for weeks looks like a sanctuary.

More Like This

It gets better right guys?

Programming

2 years ago 20.9K views 0 shares

It gets better right guys? | code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Junior dev me asking for a code review Here is an insurmountable amount of garbage. It disgusts me as well. I apologize in advance. ProgrammerHumor.

Yes This Is Real

Programming

1 year ago 20.8K views 0 shares

yesThisIsReal | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS "badpassattempts" "user" varchar (16), "pass" varchar (16), "time" int (11), "ip" varchar (15), k "type" VARCHAR (256)V (V

It'S Been A Productive Day..

Programming Algorithms Math Python

4 months ago 105.3K views 0 shares

It'S Been A Productive Day..

When you spend 6 hours crafting the most elegant algorithm with perfect variable names and documentation, only to discover NumPy has a one-liner that's 200x faster. import numpy as np and watch your self-esteem plummet faster than your execution time! The classic "reinventing the wheel vs. standing on the shoulders of giants" dilemma that haunts every developer who thinks they're being productive.

You can't know it all, just remember that

Programming

4 years ago 18.7K views 0 shares

You can't know it all, just remember that | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content First Job Softwar 'mposter Syni First Job Software As Crnicas de Wesley

Minimum skills required: PHP, C#, Scala, Ruby, JavaScript, Boostarap 4, CSS 5, Swift, Minimum 20 years experience. $10/hour

Programming Swift Javascript php Java

3 years ago 66.2K views 0 shares

Minimum skills required: PHP, C#, Scala, Ruby, JavaScript, Boostarap 4, CSS 5, Swift, Minimum 20 years experience. $10/hour | developer-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stack-memes, swift-memes, ruby-memes, scala-memes, c#-memes, front-end-memes, back-end-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content FULL STACK DEVELOPER What companies think they get What they actually get Buy 1 get EREI Front-end dev Back-end dev Knou-a-bit-of-everything dev

Algorithm complexities

Programming

1 year ago 23.3K views 0 shares

Algorithm complexities | algorithm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 0(2n) Wait, SpongeBob! Wete i not cavemen. We have Polynomial Algorithms O(n100000)