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Technical interviews are the ultimate game of "say what you want, get what you don't." The interviewer wanted to see your algorithm skills, maybe a nice little loop with a comparison variable. Instead, they got two lines that leverage the language's built-in methods. Technically correct—the best kind of correct. The interviewer's face is the universal expression for "I should have been more specific with my requirements." This is why senior devs write tickets with 17 paragraphs of edge cases.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme to call me out like this! 💀 You spend FOUR YEARS getting a computer science degree, memorizing algorithms, big O notation, and design patterns... only to spend eight hours debugging why your perfectly written code keeps returning undefined instead of the masterpiece you envisioned. The worst part? When you finally fix it by RANDOMLY adding a semicolon or removing a curly brace and have absolutely NO IDEA why it suddenly works. The programming gods are cruel and capricious beings who feed on our tears and confusion!

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Look, I'm not saying I'd get in that van, but I'm also not saying I wouldn't. DDR5 RAM prices are absolutely criminal right now, and if someone's offering it for free in a parking lot at night, that's just smart economics. Sure, the van looks sketchy and this is literally the oldest trick in the book with a 2024 tech twist, but have you SEEN the performance gains? The kidnapper clearly knows their target audience—developers who'd sell their soul for better memory bandwidth. Honestly, the most unrealistic part is that it's DDR5 and not just some DDR3 sticks from 2012.