Get Me That Report

Developer life Project management Developer psychology Productivity Procrastination Coding excuses Work-avoidance Office space Task switching Dev priorities

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6 months ago 118,677 views 0 shares

Get Me That Report

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Top panel: The face of pure dread when looking at actual development tasks. Bottom panel: Suddenly perking up with interest when someone asks for a TPS report or some other administrative nonsense. It's the universal law of developer productivity - code feels like a chore until someone interrupts with something worse. Then miraculously, that refactoring task you've been avoiding for weeks looks like a sanctuary.

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