Four Parallel Universes Ahead Of You

That DIABOLICAL feeling when your project manager finally catches up to your genius and asks you to implement something you secretly did MONTHS ago! 💅 You're not just ahead of the game—you're living in a completely different timeline, darling! Nothing beats the smug satisfaction of casually saying "Oh that? I pushed that to production last quarter while everyone was debating the font size on the login page." FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES of developer superiority! The villainous joy of watching them slowly realize you've been playing 5D chess while they've been playing tic-tac-toe is simply *chef's kiss*.