Em dash Memes

Imagine being so dedicated to typography that you literally Googled "em dash", copy-pasted that beautiful long dash character into your documents for YEARS, just to make your writing look fancy — only to have AI come along and casually use the same quirk. Now everyone thinks your 2013 masterpiece was ChatGPT-generated. The betrayal! The AUDACITY! Turns out the ChatGPT developers were also typography nerds who appreciated the aesthetic superiority of the em dash (—) over the peasant hyphen (-). So now this poor soul's carefully crafted, lovingly formatted documents from the pre-AI era are getting flagged as AI-written because they share the same fancy punctuation habits. Talk about being ahead of your time becoming a curse. Your attention to detail just became circumstantial evidence of robot authorship. Chef's kiss of irony right there.