First Day Success

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OH. MY. GOD. That moment when you're mid-champagne celebration and your soul literally LEAVES YOUR BODY because you just remembered you skipped the database backup step! 🥂💀 The project manager is still living in blissful ignorance while you're having an existential crisis behind those ridiculous green sunglasses. Your face says "party" but your brain is screaming "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE WHEN PRODUCTION CRASHES IN 3...2...1..." Nothing says "software development" quite like that stomach-dropping realization that your career is about to implode while everyone else is toasting to your imminent demise!

Content Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... and i laughed... looks like he put me in my place. Touche IT guy

Content Me using part of someone else's code in my program

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Behold, the quintessential developer paradox! Crawling 25 miles through the desert to spend several hours automating a task that could be done manually in 5 minutes. It's like spending 4 hours writing a script to rename files when you could've just renamed them all in 10 minutes. But where's the intellectual challenge in that? The dopamine hit from automation is worth the dehydration, obviously. Remember: A true developer measures success not by time saved, but by how unnecessarily complex the solution was. If you're not overengineering, are you even engineering?