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Content Interviewer: Sort an array of Os, 1s and 2s ME: First I will sort the array using Bubble sort and then ... Interviewer: My grandma runs faster then your code

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of modern API choices! 😭 On the far ends of the bell curve, we have the blissfully ignorant REST users just vibing with their simple GET requests, completely unaware of the existential crisis happening in the middle. Meanwhile, the poor souls at the peak of the intelligence distribution are DROWNING in HATEOAS, gRPC, GraphQL, and WebSockets! It's the classic tech paradox - be too dumb to know better or too smart for your own good. The REST crowd is having a picnic while the galaxy brains are sobbing through their glasses because they've overcomplicated EVERYTHING. This is why we can't have nice things in web development!

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Content No one has asted this question on Stack Overflow vet I'm fucked

Content When you realize that the only place where your script is currently stored, is the clipboard.

Content REIKACANJA OTTER THIS WORLD THAT WAS EASY. I'M TELLING YOU, PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE! YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CODE. WRITING YOUR FIRST LINE OF CODE. print("Hello, world!") RUN CODE click buzz MEANWHILE buzz buzz: Messages 7,825 NEW Otter McOrterface Hello, world! Cailyn Jones Hello, world! Juniper Hooper Hello, world! Melanie Benbow Hello, world!