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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming they "use C++ in JavaScript" only to reveal they're just using the increment operator (c++) in a basic for loop! 💀 This is like saying you're fluent in Italian because you can order a pizza! The absolute BETRAYAL when they show their "C++" code and it's just a pathetic little counter printing numbers with line breaks. And everyone's losing their minds laughing because it's the programming equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can make toast. THE DRAMA! THE DECEPTION!

Frontend devs looking at Apple's fancy new "Liquid Glass" design: *puts on glasses* Yep, just a 2px blur filter. The magic of tech marketing vs. the brutal reality of CSS inspection. Apple announces revolutionary design innovation, and somewhere a web developer is thinking "I could've done that with one line of code during my lunch break." The emperor's new clothes are just backdrop-filter: blur(2px); all along!

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Oh honey, you thought customer service "Ankur" was a real person? PLOT TWIST! The moment they asked for a React component, our "totally human" friend spat out an ENTIRE todo list app faster than I can say "suspicious"! 💅 That's not just any code vomit - it's a perfectly formatted React component with useState hooks, task management functions, and styled components ALL IN ONE MESSAGE. Because nothing screams "I'm flesh and blood" like regurgitating 30 lines of JSX without breaking a sweat! The betrayal! The drama! The syntax highlighting!

The tech industry's unofficial dictionary just dropped! Someone's taking a satirical jab at outsourcing with these "alternative" definitions. Instead of Artificial Intelligence, APIs, and GPT, we get the Mumbai edition. Gotta love how GPT went from "Generative Pre-trained Transformer" to "Gujarati Professional Typist." Next time your manager brags about implementing AI solutions, just ask "Which part of India are they from?" The outsourcing jokes never get old... unlike the legacy code we're all maintaining.