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The five stages of code review grief, compressed into four panels. First, you're riding high on that dopamine rush when your code actually works. Next, you swagger into the senior dev's office like you've just solved P=NP. Then comes the inevitable soul-crushing "You did it wrong" feedback, followed by the final stage: complete existential collapse as you realize your approach was fundamentally flawed and those 8 hours of work were essentially a very educational waste of time. Classic senior dev move—they don't tell you HOW it's wrong, just that your entire existence as a programmer is questionable.

The tweet starts with "guys literally only want one thing and it's f***ing disgusting" - but plot twist! It's not what you think. The "one thing" is actually seeing all your tests pass with zero errors and warnings, with that beautiful "exit code 0" that makes developers feel things no human relationship ever could. That green progress bar and "22307 tests passed" is basically developer porn. Nothing quite matches the dopamine rush of code that works flawlessly after hours of debugging hell. Who needs relationships when your Java compilation succeeds without a single complaint?

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