Finally Works

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The ultimate developer dream state: spend months automating a process down to a single button click, write meticulous documentation that nobody reads, share with colleagues who nod politely, then still get emails asking you to "initiate the process" because nobody wants to touch your beautiful automation. Your job description has essentially become "Professional Button Pusher" with a six-figure salary. The irony? That automation took 300 hours to build but saves exactly 5 minutes per week. But hey, the ROI calculation conveniently ignored your development time!

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Remember when web development meant just grabbing your Laravel briefcase and heading out the door? Fast forward to today, and you're drowning in a sea of frameworks and libraries! SpongeBob perfectly captures the evolution from the simpler "Then" days with just Laravel to the chaotic "Now" where you're bombarded with Express.js, Next.js, GraphQL, REST APIs, multiple Node.js versions, and React with its infinity symbol (because the learning curve truly never ends). It's like going from carrying a single briefcase to juggling flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle. The thousand-yard stare in modern SpongeBob's eyes is the universal expression of every developer who just wanted to update a simple dependency and ended up rebuilding their entire tech stack.

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