Vibe Coding: The Next Billion-Dollar Breakthrough

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Content Nobody can give you a tutorial in here. please google some tutorials. - mins ago mis age for fucks sakes. You fucking people are so unpleasant. StackOverflow is a place to ask things and ask for help. If you don't feel like answering it, take your fucking fat cocky ass the fuck away. You are so fucking useless, you know that? You are a piece of shit and you seriously are going to get nowhere in life if you have nothing better to do than say "please read some tutorials" instead of contributing. Go fuck yourself. ago

Ah, the classic programmer date format joke. When normal humans talk about perfect dates, they're thinking candlelit dinners or beach walks. But our code-addicted friend here? His brain immediately jumps to ISO 8601 (YYYY-MM-DD), the only date format that makes any logical sense in a world of chaotic MM/DD/YY vs DD/MM/YY debates. After 20 years of parsing date strings, you develop a special kind of trauma. I've literally broken up with databases over their date handling. And don't get me started on JavaScript's Date object... that relationship was toxic from day one.

That moment when you trade your cushy FAANG job with its fancy processes for "startup culture" and discover what that actually means. You went from "our CI/CD pipeline automatically runs 10,000 tests before deployment" to "we push straight to production at 4:59 PM on Friday and pray." From "comprehensive wiki" to "ask Dave, he's been here 3 months longer than everyone else." From "work-life balance" to "we're a family" (translation: you live here now). But hey, there's free pizza sometimes. And those stock options might be worth something in 2057!

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