Except The Programmer

The corporate ecosystem in its natural habitat! Everyone's slacking off—intern watching anime, HR scrolling TikTok, manager ghosting by 2pm, and mysterious closed-door "meetings" with the secretary. Meanwhile, that one programmer is carrying the entire company on their sleep-deprived shoulders.

The real production environment isn't the servers—it's that poor dev's MacBook and their rapidly diminishing will to live. If you listen closely, you can hear their mechanical keyboard crying for help.