Excel Wizard Outperforms Engineering Team

Guy claims his AI assistant is writing 500k lines of code in 2 months while he casually rebuilds Shopify from scratch. Sure, and I'm running NASA from my garage with a Raspberry Pi. The only thing more unrealistic than his 5000 daily AI prompts is thinking Claude would struggle with anything. Next up: "My toaster built the next Facebook, but it burns the edges of my bread."

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Remember when you just needed one password? Then it was password + email verification. Now you need Google Authenticator, Microsoft Authenticator, Authy, your bank's proprietary app, your work's custom solution, and probably a blood sacrifice to access your Netflix account. Users already have 47 different authenticator apps cluttering their phone, and here you come suggesting they download number 48. The look of pure betrayal is real. Security teams keep treating 2FA apps like Oprah giving away cars, except nobody's excited about this gift.

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Senior engineer points at unit tests while QA desperately gestures at the entire testing spectrum. Classic case of "my three assert statements will surely catch all edge cases." Meanwhile, the production server is quietly preparing its 3 AM surprise party. The gap between "works on my machine" and "works in production" is approximately 24 testing methodologies wide.

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