Excel Wizard Outperforms Engineering Team

Ah, the eternal corporate solution to every problem: create another communication channel ! While two team members suggest actually doing work (system design and product design), the third genius proposes adding yet another Slack channel to the 47 existing ones nobody reads. The boss's reaction is all of us witnessing our project's inevitable death by a thousand notifications. Nothing says "efficient workflow" like spending 3 hours scrolling through #random, #general, #team-updates, #project-alpha-beta-gamma, and now #yet-another-useless-channel to find that one important message someone definitely didn't email you instead.

Content Jon Bois jonbois 23h clocks are such a waste of energy. instead of hanging an electricity-guzzling clock on your wall, just hang up 720 unpowered clocks, each one set to every possible minute. then, if you want to look at a clock, just find the one that shows the current time and look at that one 65 17 1,078 10.9K

Content me solving a bug senior developer who added a bug to boost my confidence

Content Learning Programming after seeing the 2024 election results Console.Writeline("Hello World!" ); Console.Writeline("Goodbye World!");

Content Jack Forge The JackForge I'm not an amazing programmer. I'm just good enough to fool people into paying me for it.

Content BILLY! You shot the Project Manager This task shouldn't take more than 20 mins. Let's put hi out of his misery 1.