Shadow it Memes

When your company gets hit with a data breach: *mild concern*. But when they discover you've been keeping "decentralized surprise backups" (aka unauthorized copies of the entire production database on your personal NAS, three USB drives, and your old laptop from 2015): *chef's kiss*. The real galaxy brain move here is calling them "decentralized surprise backups" instead of what the security team will inevitably call them: "a catastrophic violation of data governance policies and possibly several federal laws." But hey, at least you can restore the system while HR is still trying to figure out which forms to fill out for the incident report. Nothing says "I don't trust our backup strategy" quite like maintaining your own shadow IT infrastructure. The 🤡 emoji is doing some heavy lifting here because this is simultaneously the hero move that saves the company AND the reason you're having a very awkward conversation with Legal.