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You Are Doomed
StackOverflow Git Programming Debugging
28 days ago 107.3K views 0 shares
You Are Doomed
The sacred order of debugging has been disturbed. For eons, the ancient pact dictated that StackOverflow shall appear first in search results, offering salvation with copy-pastable solutions. Now GitHub shows up first, forcing you to actually read code and understand what's happening. Truly the darkest timeline. Next thing you know, they'll expect us to write documentation.

Makes Sense (If You Don't Think About It)
Python Programming
1 month ago 78.3K views 0 shares
Makes Sense (If You Don't Think About It)
Ah yes, Pyrus Thonberg, the famous inventor of Python. Not to be confused with Guido van Rossum, who merely had the audacity to actually create the language. Search engines clearly know better than decades of programming history. Next up: Javanius Scriptopolous, inventor of JavaScript, and the elusive C. Plusman, who pioneered object-oriented programming while riding a unicorn.

Makes Sense (If You Don't Think About It)
Python Programming
2 months ago 91.4K views 0 shares
Makes Sense (If You Don't Think About It)
Ah yes, Pyrus Thonberg, the legendary creator of Python who definitely isn't a made-up name that sounds like a fusion of "Python" and "Guido van Rossum" with a Nordic twist. Google's search algorithm working its magic again! For those who don't know, Python was actually created by Guido van Rossum (not this mysterious bearded gentleman). This is what happens when you let machine learning algorithms write your programming history books. Next they'll tell us JavaScript was invented by Java Script and C++ by See Plusplus.

Senior Left And His Burden Falls Upon Me
C++ Programming Debugging
3 months ago 97.7K views 0 shares
Senior Left And His Burden Falls Upon Me
That bittersweet moment when your senior dev raises a champagne toast to retirement while you're sitting in the flames of legacy code hell. Nothing says "congratulations" quite like inheriting 20,000+ search results across thousands of files with zero documentation. The classic knowledge transfer plan: "It's all in the codebase somewhere, good luck!" Just imagine the commit messages from 1992: "temporary fix, will refactor later" and "don't touch this part, it works but I don't know why."