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The dirty secret of app development: that fancy loading animation? Just Thread.sleep(5000) because the PM insisted on "showing progress." The client thinks we're doing complex calculations while the server's basically taking a nap. Sure, I could optimize the database query, but why bother when I can just shorten the artificial delay and look like a hero at the next sprint review?

Content Therapist: What do we do when we need to write something down? Me: create another unsaved tab in Notepad Therapist: no

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Content When you're a programmer and see a hacking scene in a movie He is just updating the system and installing random packages ProgrammerHumor

Content How much code does one developer write a day? The last question to answer is; how much code are these people writing? That question is by far the most difficult one to answer concretely. As such, we will need to settle on a number or range that feels reasonable. The dirty truth is that many developers are not actually writing code all day. Rather, they are copypasting code off of the Internet and then adjusting it to suit their needs. Do we count this reality into our calculation? As with the Syntactic Elements argument before, I would say the answer is "Yes." The programmer had to read, interpret, and adjust the copied code to work the way they needed.

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