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That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read
Security Webdev Networking Programming
4 days ago 108.1K views 0 shares
That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read
Ah, the classic robots.txt file - the internet's equivalent of a "Please Do Not Enter" sign written in invisible ink. Web developers meticulously craft these files to keep web crawlers and bots away from certain parts of their sites, blissfully assuming digital visitors will respect their wishes. Meanwhile, malicious bots are basically digital toddlers with the Arthur meme energy: "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!" They gleefully ignore your polite requests while scraping data, spamming forms, and causing general chaos. It's like putting up a "No Soliciting" sign and expecting it to repel determined vacuum salespeople. Sweet summer child, your robots.txt is more of a suggestion than a force field!

LLM Marketing Evolved
AI Security Programming
27 days ago 93.5K views 0 shares
LLM Marketing Evolved
From using LLMs to create marketing materials to weaponizing them against themselves. It's the circle of AI life. Companies now build fake websites specifically designed to be scraped by LLMs during training, just so their marketing garbage shows up when users ask for recommendations. Diabolical? Yes. Effective? Unfortunately.

Don't Be Evil They Said
Algorithms AI Webdev Security Programming
3 months ago 155.7K views 0 shares
Don't Be Evil They Said
Remember when search engines actually searched instead of showing you 47 ads, 12 shopping suggestions, and 3 AI-generated blog posts before your actual results? The irony of "technological improvements" is that they've optimized for everything except what users want. Modern search algorithms have reached peak efficiency—at selling you stuff you didn't ask for. It's like asking your GPS for directions and getting a 2-minute unskippable lecture about nearby restaurants before it tells you to turn right. The "Don't Be Evil" mantra aged about as well as Internet Explorer 6 running on Windows ME.

Name Hijacking
Programming Webdev Javascript
4 months ago 138.0K views 0 shares
Name Hijacking
Ah, the eternal naming struggle! Developers spend hours crafting beautiful, SEO-friendly project names only to throw it all away for CoffeeTable , Banana , or Mongoose . We'll meticulously plan architecture diagrams but then name our main function doStuff() . The marketing team weeps while we gleefully commit our fifth project named after kitchen appliances. And don't get me started on package names - nothing says "professional software" like depending on left-pad and is-even .

Name Hijacking
Programming Webdev Frontend Backend
4 months ago 101.5K views 0 shares
Name Hijacking
Spent two weeks crafting the perfect project name with SEO keywords, domain availability, and brand potential. Then some dev swoops in and names it "Potato" because "it just felt right." Now we're stuck explaining to investors why our revolutionary fintech solution is called "Potato." Classic. The marketing team is currently in the corner, quietly sobbing into their brand guidelines.