Engineer's screen at each level

Content People who use libraries People who make libraries

Content Refactoring code frequently and staying ahead of dependency deprecations. Get a new job every 2 years to avoid dealing with my own tech debt.

Content ROLI Expected input for a search box whatever the fuck the pentest guy is doing uTj22

Content JS ava Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

Behold! The most accurate depiction of development reality ever drawn by human hands! On the left, your code change workflow - majestic, detailed, robust like a thoroughbred horse ready for battle. And then there's your database change workflow - a pathetic stick figure abomination that looks like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a crayon. We spend YEARS perfecting our code deployment pipelines with tests, CI/CD, and version control while our database migrations are basically "run this SQL and pray to the data gods it doesn't destroy production." The AUDACITY of us calling ourselves professionals while treating our precious data like this! 💀

Content Professor: Make a program to display tomorrow's time. Me: 2 3 4 5 1 void gettomorrowdate ( struct timeval date ) sleep ( 86400 ); 60 60 24 gettimeofday ( date, 0 ); Me: Let's wait for a while, it is compiling Professor: 1010, now fuck off and please never come back to this class