Early Prototyping

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Content No classes No inheritance No garbage collection The Rust Programming. Language Anarcho- communism

Content Introduction Prerequisites: Miracles, Sense of Humour Miracle sort is a sort that truly requires a miracle. We keep checking the array until it is sorted. It requires that some external force (a miracle?) changes some bits in the computer in a way that it becomes sorted. Implementation We keep checking if the array is sorted until some miracle occurs. Code 1. public void miraclesort (intJ arr) boolean sorted false; do sorted true; for (int i 1; i arr. length; i) if (arri arri - 1) sorted false; break; g. 10. 11. 12. while (sorted);

Content Me: I will improve the code later, at least it runs now Me (a few months later): That was a problem for future me, and now I am future me, ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic "I'm a hacker" flex that crumbles faster than a website with no CSRF protection. This meme perfectly captures that moment when someone brags about their "elite hacking skills" but can't actually name a single CVE number or explain what SQL injection is. It's like claiming you're a chef because you can microwave ramen. The second panel's challenge to "name every vulnerability" is that perfect reality check we all need to deliver to the cousin who "hacked" their ex's Facebook by using a saved password. The final "I set the bar too low" admission is just *chef's kiss* - the universal experience of realizing that in the world of security, the Dunning-Kruger effect has claimed another victim.

Content the post man deepfates This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blood 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 ProdrammerHumor.io Dear programmer: When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. Now, only god knows it! Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person: total hours wasted here 254