Drive Faster Project Manager

When Sales promises the client features that would require rewriting the laws of physics, and both developers are just sitting there watching the train wreck unfold in real-time. The Senior knows exactly how screwed they are but has seen this movie before. The Junior is still processing the audacity. Meanwhile, Sales is out there swinging wildly, completely oblivious to the technical debt tsunami they just unleashed.

The best part? That client absolutely thinks it's cool and doable because Sales made it sound like a weekend project. Spoiler alert: it's not. It never is.