Don't Try It: The IT-Architect Dating Disaster

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Content No Code No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Getting Started Start by not writing any code. This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too: The possibilities are endless.

The eternal duality of coding! First panel: you stare at your screen, utterly baffled why your perfectly logical code refuses to run. Second panel: you make zero changes, run it again, and suddenly it works flawlessly. That moment of confusion is even worse than the initial failure—you've fixed nothing yet somehow solved everything. The debugging equivalent of blowing into a Nintendo cartridge. The universe is clearly held together by cosmic duct tape and prayers to the compiler gods.

When worlds collide! Tech person sets up friend with data scientist who mentions working in a "warehouse" - but not the kind with forklifts and cardboard boxes. The fashion industry friend immediately dismisses him thinking he's stacking pallets for minimum wage, only to find out he's actually crunching numbers and building models (the data kind, not the runway kind). The perfect illustration of how technical jargon gets completely lost in translation. Guess she was too busy looking for dollar signs to understand that data scientists actually make bank. Her shallow response is basically every tech worker's nightmare dating scenario condensed into one painful screenshot.

The universal law of bug fixing: fix one error, create seventeen more. That computer isn't on fire because of overheating—it's the compiler's way of sending an SOS. The trollface at the end is just the cherry on top of your coding catastrophe. This is why we drink coffee directly from the pot.

The programmer dating market has spoken, and it's absolutely savage. Everyone's fighting over that one Rust developer with memory-safe relationships while C++ devs are left wondering if they've been friend-zoned or just garbage collected. Notice how Java gets a question mark – even the dating pool has NullPointerExceptions when it comes to Java devs. Meanwhile, Python coders are getting attention despite spending hours arguing about whitespace, and JavaScript users somehow remain popular despite their toxic relationship with semicolons. The SQL enjoyer is probably great at relationships – they know how to properly JOIN tables at dinner parties. But that Rust developer? Memory safe, thread safe, AND relationship safe. The ultimate triple threat.